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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

It makes me sad when people class a “good read” as Joey Essex’s autobiography. Surely, it’s barely even a book.

  • Karl: I saw my life flash before me..
  • Cameraman: What did you see..?
  • Karl: Seaweed.
My face this time last week on a pirate ship. Now, I’m watching OITNB and Tumblring.
  • Steve: According to The Sun, scientists are planning to clone Mammoths for a theme park.
  • Karl: ...Man-Moths?!
twobootsgirl:

The world according to Karl Pilkington

What jobs do I apply for?

Where do I find jobs?

Why won’t someone give me a job?

JOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Does anyone else think when they are reading that the characters are just stuck until you pick up the book and continue to read? I always think when I’ve shut my book it’s like I’ve paused all the characters, and when I resume reading they’re like ‘ah thank God we can finally carry on deciphering these clues and escaping bad guys.’

Speaking of which I need to get back to Robert Langdon.