pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
when ur trying to act chill
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
It makes me sad when people class a “good read” as Joey Essex’s autobiography. Surely, it’s barely even a book.
- Karl: I saw my life flash before me..
- Cameraman: What did you see..?
- Karl: Seaweed.
- Steve: According to The Sun, scientists are planning to clone Mammoths for a theme park.
- Karl: ...Man-Moths?!